Dana makes it snow all over the east coast to boost PPV numbers.

In his latest attempt at world domination Dana White’s weather controlling machine (you know he has to have one for Abu Dhabi) blankets the northeast in order to force everyone to stay inside alone and have nothing to do but watch two middle age men battle it out in the octagon to see who gets the chance to get beat up by a much younger fighter in their next fight. For the low cost of $50. Enjoy the fights and if anyone feels like a killer back workout I’ve got a ergonomically designed shovel waiting for you.

So Al Gore this is global warming?